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Council Makes Official Declaration: Which FNaF Characters are Okay to Bone

It's time to ask the real questions.

Article by GINH • 2022-01-22

Ever since 2014, popular indie horror game Five Nights at Freddy’s has been a common point of interest for furries across the Continent. As the series features mainly anthropomorphic characters, there is often a query from within the Nation: “Can I bone the animatronics?”

Strictly speaking, most of them would be more interested in killing you. For those of you who are into that, exercise caution. Otherwise, in your fantasies, the Council has issued the following official list of each character and the acceptability of your wish to become more than intimate with it.

The Council’s official list and reasons are in full below. A briefer, more casual list and description will be provided at the end of the comprehensive list for the consumption of a more general audience.

Five Nights at Freddy’s [1]

Freddy Fazbear: Haunted by the spirit of a dead child. Pedophilia. [UNACCEPTABLE] Bonnie: Haunted by the spirit of a dead child. Pedophilia. [UNACCEPTABLE] Chica: Haunted by the spirit of a dead child. Pedophilia. [UNACCEPTABLE] Foxy: Haunted by the spirit of a dead child. Pedophilia. [UNACCEPTABLE] Golden Freddy: Haunted by the spirits of two dead children. Pedophilia x2. [UNACCEPTABLE] Endoskeletons: Presumably not linked to any deceased children. [TENTATIVE ACCEPTABLE]

Five Nights at Freddy’s 2

Note: There is much speculation in the section ahead. The Council has made the following decisions based on the currently accepted theory. Toy Freddy: Haunted by the spirit of a dead child. Pedophilia. [UNACCEPTABLE] Toy Bonnie: Haunted by the spirit of a dead child. Pedophilia. [UNACCEPTABLE] Toy Chica: Haunted by the spirit of a dead child. Pedophilia. [UNACCEPTABLE] Mangle: Haunted by the spirit of a dead dog. Bestiality. [UNACCEPTABLE] Marionette: Haunted by the spirit of a dead child. Pedophilia. [UNACCEPTABLE] Balloon Boy: Haunting status unclear. Designed to look like a child. Loli. [UNACCEPTABLE] JJ: Haunting status unclear. Designed to look like a child. Loli. [UNACCEPTABLE] Withered Freddy: Haunted by the spirit of a dead child. Pedophilia. [UNACCEPTABLE] Withered Bonnie: Haunted by the spirit of a dead child. Pedophilia. [UNACCEPTABLE] Withered Chica: Haunted by the spirit of a dead child. Pedophilia. [UNACCEPTABLE] Withered Foxy: Haunted by the spirit of a dead child. Pedophilia. [UNACCEPTABLE] Golden Freddy: Haunted by the spirit of two dead children. Pedophilia x2. [UNACCEPTABLE] Shadow Freddy: Hallucination. Ruled fuckable by D-1471-A. [ACCEPTABLE] Shadow Bonnie: Hallucination. Ruled fuckable by D-1471-A. [ACCEPTABLE]

Five Nights at Freddy’s 3

Springtrap: Haunted by the spirit of a dead human adult. Ability to consent heavily contested. Ruling subject to change. [TENTATIVE ACCEPTABLE] Phantom Freddy: Hallucination. Ruled fuckable by D-1471-A. [ACCEPTABLE] Phantom Chica: Hallucination. Ruled fuckable by D-1471-A. [ACCEPTABLE] Phantom Foxy: Hallucination. Ruled fuckable by D-1471-A. [ACCEPTABLE] Phantom Mangle: Hallucination. Ruled fuckable by D-1471-A. [ACCEPTABLE] Phantom Marionette: Hallucination. Ruled fuckable by D-1471-A. [ACCEPTABLE]

Five Nights at Freddy’s 4

Note: The Council has elected to consider all Nightmare animatronics as hallucinations. The following comment was addended in the event they are not hallucinations: “The Nightmare class of animatronics almost certainly do not contain the spirits of deceased children.” Nightmare Freddy: Hallucination. Ruled fuckable by D-1471-A. [ACCEPTABLE] Nightmare Bonnie: Hallucination. Ruled fuckable by D-1471-A. [ACCEPTABLE] Nightmare Chica: Hallucination. Ruled fuckable by D-1471-A. [ACCEPTABLE] Nightmare Foxy: Hallucination. Ruled fuckable by D-1471-A. Real form may be a plush. See D-5477-J for further details. [ACCEPTABLE*] Nightmare Fredbear: Hallucination. Ruled fuckable by D-1471-A. [ACCEPTABLE] Plushtrap: Hallucination. Ruled fuckable by D-1471-A. Real form may be a plush. See D-5477-J for further details. [ACCEPTABLE*] Nightmare Balloon Boy: Hallucination. Ruling D-1471-A does not apply to child-like entities. Final decision - “looks too much like a middle-aged man to be a child.” [TENTATIVE ACCEPTABLE] All Halloween Animatronics: Hallucination. Ruled fuckable by D-1471-A. [ACCEPTABLE]

Five Nights at Freddy’s: Sister Location

Circus Baby: Haunted by the spirit of a dead child. Pedophilia. [UNACCEPTABLE] Funtime Freddy: Presumed to not be haunted. [ACCEPTABLE] Bon Bon: Presumed to not be haunted. [ACCEPTABLE] Funtime Foxy: Presumed to not be haunted. Hot AF. [ACCEPTABLE] Ballora: Presumed to be haunted by Mrs. Afton. Ability to consent heavily contested. Ruling subject to change. [TENTATIVE ACCEPTABLE] Ennard: System containing the spirit of a dead child. Pedophilia. [UNACCEPTABLE] Minireenas: Deemed to have a child-like appearance. Loli. [UNACCEPTABLE] Bidybabs: Deemed to have a child-like appearance. Loli. [UNACCEPTABLE] Yenndo: Presumed to not be haunted. [ACCEPTABLE]

Freddy Fazbear’s Pizzaria Simulator

Molten Freddy: System has removed the spirit of a dead child. [ACCEPTABLE] Scraptrap: Haunted by the spirit of a dead human adult. Ability to consent heavily contested. Ruling subject to change. [TENTATIVE ACCEPTABLE] Scrap Baby: Haunted by the spirit of a dead child. Pedophilia. [UNACCEPTABLE] Lefty: Presumed to not be haunted. Verify that Security Puppet (haunted by the spirit of a dead child) has been removed before intimacy. [CONDITIONAL ACCEPTABLE] All Remaining Animatronics: As a significant number of insignificant animatronics are introduced in FFPS, it is assumed that none introduced are haunted by the spirits of dead children. [ACCEPTABLE]

Ultimate Custom Night

Note: Of the 59 animatronics present, only one has not previously been rated by the Council in prior games. Old Man Consequences: Continuity of this character is unknown. No reasonable continuities were found to violate Council decrees. [ACCEPTABLE]

Five Nights at Freddy’s VR: Help Wanted

Glitchtrap: Technically, as a computer entity (virus), ruled fuckable by D-1471-B. Commonly presumed to contain the consciousness of a dead human adult. Ability to consent therefore contested. Ruling subject to change. [TENTATIVE ACCEPTABLE] Dreadbear: Computer-exclusive entity ruled fuckable by D-1471-B. [ACCEPTABLE] Plush Baby: D-1471-B permitted for review under D-5477-J. The Council has made its ruling with the adjective “unfortunately” [ACCEPTABLE] Grimm Foxy: Computer-exclusive entity ruled fuckable by D-1471-B. [ACCEPTABLE]

Five Nights at Freddy’s AR: Special Delivery

Note: Of the base game cast and the first DLC cast, only two have not previously been rated by the Council in prior games. Freddy Frostbear: Computer-exclusive entity ruled fuckable by D-1471-B. [ACCEPTABLE] 8-Bit Circus Baby: Depicts a non computer-exclusive character. While the non-computer character is haunted by the spirit of a dead child, this depiction is considered to be specifically prior to the haunting. [TENTATIVE ACCEPTABLE]

Five Nights at Freddy’s: Security Breach

Note: This is new content, and exact determinations of theory are still being made. That said, barring significant theory changes, the Council’s word remains final. Glamrock Freddy: Presumably haunted by the spirit of a dead adult human. Ability to consent heavily contested, more so than other animatronics containing the spirit of dead adult humans. [TENTATIVE UNACCEPTABLE] Glamrock Chica: Presumed to not be haunted. [ACCEPTABLE] Montgomery Gator: Presumed to not be haunted. [ACCEPTABLE] Roxanne Wolf: Presumed to not be haunted. [ACCEPTABLE] Daycare Attendant(s): Presumed to not be haunted. The relationship between its variants is unknown. Ensure consent from both prior to intimacy. [CONDITIONAL ACCEPTABLE] S.T.A.F.F. Bots: Presumed to not be haunted. [ACCEPTABLE] DJ Music Man: Presumed to not be haunted. [ACCEPTABLE] Glamrock Bonnie: Presumed to be functionally deceased. Rectifying this, it is presumed to not be haunted. [CONDITIONAL ACCEPTABLE] Glamrock Mr. Hippo: Presumed to not be haunted. [ACCEPTABLE] The Blob: System containing the spirit of at least one dead child. Pedophilia. [UNACCEPTABLE] Burntrap: Presumed to be haunted by the spirit of a dead human adult. Ability to consent heavily contested. Ruling subject to change. [TENTATIVE ACCEPTABLE]

Series Humans

Scarcely of interest to TYT’s reader audience outside of human x anthro canonicity, the series does contain a few humans. All humans present in the series are subject to standard consent-based rulings.

Notable humans include William Afton prior to his death by springlock failure, Micheal Afton prior to his final death in Freddy Fazbear’s Pizzeria Simulator’s fire, Phone Guy/Dude, and Vanessa (with potential overall exception due to her presumed condition - TBD).

Shortened Explanation

FNaF 1: All have dead children spirits - no. Golden Freddy has two dead children, so double no. FNaF 2: Withered Animatronics probably have dead kids in them by this point, so no. Toy Animatronics are more testy, but still presumed to be haunted by kids, so no. Marionette is a definite for a dead kid, so no. Mangle is haunted by a dog (still no). Shadow Freddy and Bonnie are hallucinations, so it’s up to you if they can even be fucked. FNaF 3: All of them are hallucinations. Except for Springtrap, who is haunted by an adult capable of consent. Except, no - his ability to consent is presumably mostly intact? But his coding still holds control over him, which makes it uncertain how okay it is. FNaF 4: All of them are hallucinations, your call. The only one with a real, physical form to the hallucination is Nightmare Foxy, and the Council reminds you of D-5477-J if you were intrigued by specifically that. FNaF SL: Circus Baby is haunted by a dead kid, so no. Ballora is generally considered to be haunted by an adult woman (Mrs. Afton), which raises the same concerns as Springtrap. The little things are too child-like. Funtime Foxy, Freddy, and Bon Bon are probably fine. Ennard contains Baby, so no deal. FFPS: Most of those newer animatronics were probably made when William Afton was dead and out of commission, so presumably none of them are haunted. Molten Freddy is just Ennard without Baby, but she was the only contention point, so it’s fine to bone. Scraptrap is Springtrap, so same ordeal. Scrap Baby is still Baby, so no. Lefty isn’t haunted, so he’s totally cool, but he comes as a package deal with the Marionette, who is not okay to screw - make sure she’s been removed and Lefty is all yours. FNaF HW: Glitchtrap is weird because it’s pretty heavily implied it’s an extension or copy of William Afton’s (adult human capable of consent) consciousness. As a programmed entity, however, his ability to consent is dubious at best. All the others are just digital so you get a tentative “sure.” FNaF SB: Glamrock Freddy is presumably haunted by Micheal Afton, who is arguably less capable of consent than Springtrap because Glamrock Freddy is not even aware of who he is. Parts of the Council are still in debate over whether or not Glamrock Freddy is its own entity capable of consent or an intolerable alteration of an individual’s consciousness (and therefore unable to consent). Despite the fact that at least nine people (whose ages are contested) have died at the Freddy Fazbear’s Mega Pizzaplex™, there is no reason to believe any of the other animatronics are haunted. Therefore, everyone from Roxanne to the map bot are fuckable. Jury’s still out on the relationship between the Daycare Attendant’s consciousnesses, though.

Glossary

D-1471-A: Council Decision #1471, part A - ruling which declares hallucinations which are “real, without physical form, but not the manifestation of the viewer’s own internal problems” are real enough to fuck. D-1471-B: Council Decision #1471, part B - ruling which declares that “entities [...] exclusive to the digital interface of a computer, even if capable of projecting a non-real mass into the physical world” are real enough to fuck. D-5477-J: Council Decision #5477, part J - ruling which declares “individuals are permitted to have sex with nonsentient plushes, plushies, and/or stuffed animals [...] as long as it is their own, however the Council will officially regard that as ‘fucked up, man’.”